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Cooler than cool, the pinnacle of what is "it".
Beyond all trends and conventional coolness.
Not to be mistaken for "deck".
"Stay away from the tacky velvet-rope MTV
frat-boy clubs on the beach. Check out this party
downtown instead, it's gonna be hip."
This is what I am. Sometimes, it gets a little
outta control, no joke. I spend my days mocking
your consumerism, wearing sarcasm and my
lack of dignity proudly, and thoroughly enjoying
this new found scene. Really, I'm so scene right
now it's not even funny. Okay, that's a lie, I'm lame.
I think only people who aren't hipsters secretly
really really want to be hipsters. And people who
are hipsters deny it to the bitter end. But, alas, I
cannot be one. Here are a few reasons why: